No matter how old I get or how much smut I readand porn I watch, I don’t think I will EVER be able to read a sex scene without giggling. 

Dalton : Displeased Logan. Vampire!Julian ‘verse

apollosflamingchariot:

I, uh. Yeah, I don’t really have an excuse for this. I’m just gonna go and, um. Hide.

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I’m a puddle.

drunk and horny. link me to good porn fics. I don’t care about the pairing.

FIc: Displacement (NC-17) Kurt/Blaine

doonarose:

Title: Displacement
Rating: NC-17 (like woah)
Spoilers: None
Summary: A conversation that begins with: What’s the dirtiest sex fantasy you have?
Words: 9400

Warnings: This is dirty, filthy, messy sex. And by that I mean comeplay. And I don’t want to spoil further but if you need to talk to me about what I mean so you’re sure you want to read it, drop me a line and I’ll give you a full set of warnings. Also: very brief mentions of some squicky stuff. But it’s mentioned in passing and not actually done. Oh god, just read it: it’s everything I’ve ever threatened to write.

A/N: This took me a few days to get out and I’ve blathered a lot about it on tumblr. I haven’t written long, intense porn for a few months, content to write shorter one shots that are sweeter and fluffier. This is still a very happy fic but it’s dirty. And very, very overly-long and wordy. The sex is a bit unrealistic, I know, I don’t care. It’s fiction and they’re both sexgods in my mind so they can pull this off. Thank you so much to everyone who responded to my talking in circles on tumblr and to everyone who offered to read over it. Especially mallory and sam who read various bits and put up with tumblr and email eating everything because (I suspect) my use of the word ‘cock’ over and over makes everything I write look like spam.

So thank you everyone. I’m going to go and pray for my soul about now. Enjoy it? Maybe?

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ok I actually need to write this.

So, if you’re into dirty talk, what do you like people to say to you?

What do you want with us, Smythe?” he asked, wishing the jealousy were less obvious in his voice.
Sebastian said nothing as he poured himself a double shot of Scotch. He lifted the glass to his lips and drank almost carefully, as if regarding the liquor. When he pulled the glass away, his eyes flashed to Trent’s and the look in his gaze sent a rush of sensations straight to Trent’s groin.
“I would have thought that was obvious, brother…” Trent was thoroughly annoyed with the way his tone, caressing and engaging, made him shudder involuntarily.
Pretending it hadn’t, Trent stared back pointedly. He could feel Scott’s gaze as it shifted from him to Sebastian and back. He fought the urge to look at him. Sebastian merely chuckled.
“It’s simple really. I want us to play,” he said with such ease as if it were every day he proposed such a venture with his twin brothers that he had just met.
“I want our brother to fuck you, Trent,” he said, hefting his shoulders before letting them drop once more. He obviously felt like he wasn’t asking too much of them. “Oh, and of course… I want to watch. I want to participate.
YES. x

can people link me to fics that include dirty talk? cause I’ve been asked to write one with dirty talk…and it’s a recently discovered kink for me and I need to read….for research…ahem.

so uh yeah.

any pairing. please?

linking Mike to smut fics I’ve written.

he’s not turned off by it being two guys.

he’s not turned on by it either, but he thinks it’s interesting.

where has he been my whole life.

I think I’m in love.

this is the strangest smut ive ever read…

theopengrave:

http://oddwritesstuff.livejournal.com/39902.html

 Blaine gets Kurt to confess one of his fantasies. It’s nothing Blaine would have guessed.

i…what?

ok i need help.

So I was reading this Seklaine fic where it’s set in the future and Kurt always feels like Sebastian doesn’t want his body cause Sebastian always pays attention to Blaine, but then Blaine goes away for a few weeks and Kurt and Sebastian get it on.

Or rather, that was the prompt. It’s a WIP and I wanted to see if it updated but I lost the link.

Does anyone know what I’m talking about/can anyone link me?