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Sebastian Smythe

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while I will ship Sebtana until I die, but I’m really feeling this Huntbastian thing going on right now.

yup. give it to me. give it all to me.

although I will give my virginity to whoever writes me a Santana/Sebastian/Hunter threesome.

I pinky swear it. 

Someone just posted something that had this quote on it 

"She questioned my honor. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition…” 

And it got me thinking. Now, I’ve always said that there is sexual tension between Santana and Sebastian, and I apologize if the rest of the world has already reached this conclusion and I’m just late, but

"Warbler tradition" as far as we’ve seen has pretty much been 

  • Sing song to a group of people and focus on a person you just met, ends in friendship
  • Sing a duet with said friend, ends in feelings
  • Talk about future plans to sing more duets together, ends in kisses
  • Kisses lead to ‘I love you’ and then sex

SO. What we can take from this is,

  • Sebastian sang “I Want You Back” to a small group of people and made eye contact with Santana throughout it, so friendship level complete.
  • Sebastian and Santana sang “Smooth Criminal” together, so feelings level complete.
  • I’m pretty sure Santana talked to Sebastian about another duel right after “Smooth Criminal” ended and they cut away pretty fast after that scene so we can really only appropriately assume that Sebastian kissed Santana.
  • Ergo, with science, I just proved that Santana and Sebastian have had sex.

tl;dr Sebtana is a go.

carry on.

kendrawcandraw:

Putting the assy back in classy

ohmygod this is beautiful

kendrawcandraw:

Putting the assy back in classy

ohmygod this is beautiful

also all my Sebtana feels are coming back because of their physical and verbal flirtations during “I want you back”

and it goes along with my theory that Sebastian is bisexual because in both IWYB and Smooth Criminal he seems to initiate the flirtation while Santana is just like “no wait I like girls now but ok yes I’ll let you do dirty things to me with your mouth”

Life’s One Sweet Beautiful Song

Oh my god I’ve never finished a Klaine fic ever. So, this is my first COMPLETED multi-chaptered Klaine fic. R&R please and thank you!

Bye Bye Birdie!AU. Sebastian Smythe is the “greatest pop idol, teen sensation since Elvis” and….he’s getting deported. As a final publicity stunt before he’s booted from America, Sebastian is going on TV to sing a song and kiss one lucky fan.

Kurt Hummel is a normal high school sophomore, who’s life has just been thrown  into a whirlwind. He has just started to date the cute senior, Blaine, and now Kurt has been chosen to be kissed by the one and only Sebastian Smythe. 

Pairings: Klaine, with Kurtbastian and Kurtana friendship. Also mentions of Finchel and Wemma. 

Spoilers: Mentions and references to things that happened in season 2.

Warnings: Minor violence. And Blangst.

Chapters: 8. Status: Complete. Unbeta’d like always.

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Life’s One Sweet Beautiful Song

Bye Bye Birdie!AU. Sebastian Smythe is the “greatest pop idol, teen sensation since Elvis” and….he’s getting deported. As a final publicity stunt before he’s booted from America, Sebastian is going on TV to sing a song and kiss one lucky fan.

Kurt Hummel is a normal high school sophomore, who’s life has just been thrown  into a whirlwind. He has just started to date the cute senior, Blaine, and now Kurt has been chosen to be kissed by the one and only Sebastian Smythe. 

Pairings: Klaine, with some Kurtbastian and Kurtana friendship. Also mentions of Finchel, Wemma, and a teensy tiny bit of Sebtana because that’s the one crackship I have yet to let go of. 

Chapters: 5/8, Status: WIP. Unbeta’d like always.

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I just really wish we could have gotten a Kurt/Sebastian/Blaine song. 

Even just a Blaine/Sebastian song. 

I just want Darren and Grant to sing together ok. 

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  • Derek: Hey I just met you
  • Derek: And this is crazy
  • Derek: But stay away from my best friends Smythe
  • Derek: And have sex with me maybe