• Ace: sister brought a friend over. me: "hi I'm ashley" friend: "I'm a person"
  • Phan: I'd be like, are you sure you're a person? how do you know?
  • AJ: maybe they actually are an alien and they're just really bad at blending in
  • Jules: maybe you're a cat
  • Phan: she might be a robot. a person wouldn't have to tell you they're a person. quick, jab a screwdriver in her eye. if you get electrocuted, she's a robot. if she screams and starts bleeding and goes blind, she's a person, and sort of an asshole for her response anyways
  • Me: but you're an asshole for stabbing her in the eye with a screwdriver so you're even
  • Jules: this is why we're friends