you know, I don’t watch as much porn as people think, mostly because my lady boner is killed within the first 30 seconds with the horrible dialogue and cheesy story lines and then I’m just laughing and I can’t continue.

such a shame.

  1. maddy44 said: I just go on ruseful.tumblr.com. no terrible dialogue it just gets straight to really well made porn. Also omg remember the “lemon stealing whores” porn that was going around tumblr hahahaha
  2. ronstoppableismypatronus reblogged this from wishuponasilverlining and added:
    Although there was one time when I was watching something where the female cop was trying to give some guy a ticket and...
  3. wishuponasilverlining reblogged this from ronstoppableismypatronus and added:
    Not like anyone watches for the plot or character development.
  4. wishuponasilverlining said: Why do they even have to talk?
  5. lionphantom said: I just skip ahead to the sexy bits XD
  6. ashabadash said: i just fast forward through the chatting