February 2011
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i don't even know why i'm watching this movie.
I’m not even paying attention.
Ok going upstairs now.
Reblog if you have ever felt worthless, or are...
-fashionistakurthummel:
OOC and IC.
You typed a wink face...
You’re obviously down to fuuuuck.
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Watching a commercial for Enchanted. So Close clip...
DAVID I LOVE YOUUUUU.
I SHIP DAVID/KATHERINE ALL DAY ERRY DAY.
guys.. Guys... GUYS. guess what?
damelauren:
IM
So. Entertaining.
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I forgot about all the cute boys in Avalon High.
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I just realized I'm having a Molly Quinn night.
Just watched a Castle rerun and now I’m watching Avalon High.
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bb Ryan's face when his potential medal is taken...
I guess I can’t put this on my Twitter.
lol oh Castle.
OK. EVERYONE is a troll. I won't believe anything...
theycallmeaviendha:
reidan-headquarters:
underneaththesestairs:
allineedistolookinyoureyes:
If Sam comes out of the closet, cool beans. If Flint is real, it’s all good. If Sam came from Dalton, bet your sweet ass I’ll be all over that. If Blane, Sam and Kurt have a love triangle, I’ll fan-girl squeal. If they throw Brittanna in there, ok. I’m game for almost everything right now. Sure, I...
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“Beckett: Oh please. Let’s just stick it in and get it over with.”
– CASTLE HAS SUCH A “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID” FACE ON. Castle
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“Ryan: Hey, are those hickeys?
Esposito: Yes.
Beckett: No.
Castle: I wish....”
– Castle
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“Castle: It’s from the injectors.
Esposito: Is that what the kids are...”
– Castle
YOU KNOW, I'M SO SICK OF GLEE JUST THROWING AROUND...
thinkofthemail:
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“Castle, just prove that ET did this. Please.”
– Esposito, Castle
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we have clementinessssssss
Yessssss
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watching Castle rerun.
It’s the one where they get captured by aliens!
Someday I want to meet Robert Pattinson in front...
tinkleberry:
zombieboyfriend:
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so this guy on nova science now is 91.
For some reason turning 20 doesn’t seem so old anymore.
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watching nova science with my dad.
There’s a mouse with no hair, and A HUMAN EAR GROWING ON IT’S BACK.
Weeeeeiiiiiiirrrrrrrdddddddd
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THE DAMN SHOE PHONE. I love it.
And I want one.
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Bruce: [as Max is escaping] Turn around slowly.
Maxwell Smart: [turns around to find Bruce and Lloyd coming around the corner with forced angry facial expressions and Bruce holding a gun] Guys, you have to believe me I am not a double agent.
Lloyd: We never thought you were.
Bruce: Yeah, we love you, man.
Maxwell Smart: Then what's with the firearm and the freak-show expression?
Bruce: For the security camera. If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.
Maxwell Smart: [looks up at the camera then looks back] Got it.
[Burce and Lloyd shuffle forward stiffly and regain fighting stances and angry expressions]
Maxwell Smart: Where are the Chief and 99?
Bruce: They flew to L.A. to talk to the President.
Maxwell Smart: I need to get out of here before someone else comes to stop me.
Bruce: I suggest you overpower us.
Maxwell Smart: Good idea. Bruce I will smash you in the face.
Bruce: [rather pleasantly] Thank you.
Maxwell Smart: Lloyd, I will simulate your disembowelment.
Lloyd: [whimpers slightly]
Maxwell Smart: Ready? One...
[Bruce flinches]
Maxwell Smart: Not yet! I haven't punched you yet. React when I punch you.
Bruce: [regains firearm] Oh, yeah.
Maxwell Smart: One, two, three.
[punches to the left but Bruce falls to his left]
Maxwell Smart: Wrong way.
Lloyd: OK, wait. You should know sometimes I faint.
Maxwell Smart: I'm not actually going to hit you.
Lloyd: No, but when I see blood, or talk about blood, or think about blood...
Maxwell Smart: There will be no blood. Hang in there. Hang in, buddy.
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“Maxwell Smart: This whole week, last night, you know me.
Agent 99: Apparently...”
– Get Smart
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“Agent 99: You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity
Agent 23: You...”
– Get Smart
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“Knock out gas, really 99? I’ve trained my body to be impervious to…....”
– Get Smart
That moment when you reblog something funny, and...
darrenders-:
when you laugh out loud from something on tumblr...
hogsmeadederyn:
sweetstorybr0:
yeah. just happened.
all the fucking time..
every. damn. day.
I fucking love food. I don't give a fuck about...
-fuckthisimgoingtohogwarts:
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“Siegfried: How do I know you’re not Control?
Maxwell Smart: If I were...”
– Get Smart
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“Agent 99: Did they explain to you how this belt works?
Max Smart: No, but the...”
– Get Smart
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“You know, I never saw James Bond in either rats or poop. Nevermind rats AND...”
– Get Smart
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Max and the large woman dancing.
I love this part.
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“Maxwell Smart: There was a guy in the bathroom who’s really hot
Agent 99:...”
– Get Smart
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“Agent 99: Use your peripherals! Do you see him?
Maxwell Smart: I’m just...”
– Get Smart